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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1033
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About R0lling_St0ner : Hey my name's Mike I'm 18 live in a pretty chill place with some chill people but it's boring as HELL here but any way, what you need to know about me is, I'm me, and if you don't like me.....I couldn't care less, but if you want to get to know me then hit me up I'll talk to anyone as long as your a cool person =]

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Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

#14534299
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11788) - you deserved it (38527)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

#14341625
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9373) - you deserved it (35790)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

#9087167
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19587) - you deserved it (7923)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

#9006202
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26734) - you deserved it (2218)

On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)

Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

#8417763
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5109) - you deserved it (61389)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by kaycie_lynn (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

#6930680
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22971) - you deserved it (5854)

On 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by RoxMySox - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

#6243414
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32079) - you deserved it (2241)

On 11/10/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML

#5972663
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26624) - you deserved it (6805)

On 10/24/2009 at 10:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

#2614376
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34227) - you deserved it (4992)

On 06/04/2009 at 10:04pm - health - by scarlett666 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

#2220782
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42900) - you deserved it (13265)

On 05/23/2009 at 8:16pm - love - by CastAway (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11389) - you deserved it (33548)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4703) - you deserved it (36102)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)



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