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Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak... from the sewage line. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26654) - you deserved it (1948)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31135) - you deserved it (5787)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States



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