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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 604
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Quyzl : If you can read this, Hail Batboy, Down With Baba!

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Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

#15514869
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45710) - you deserved it (5739)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48650) - you deserved it (8012)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38916) - you deserved it (3915)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was showering at hockey practice. It would have been business as usual, if not for one of my teammates playing with his junk and not-so-subtly asked me to connect. There are 5 more months of hockey. FML

#13615368
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23684) - you deserved it (2629)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by thjeltz - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97114) - you deserved it (267278)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)



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