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Quyzl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 721
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Quyzl : If you can read this, Hail Batboy, Down With Baba!

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Quyzl's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML

#15514869
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46105) - you deserved it (5771)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50253) - you deserved it (8182)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41054) - you deserved it (4071)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was showering at hockey practice. It would have been business as usual, if not for one of my teammates playing with his junk and not-so-subtly asked me to connect. There are 5 more months of hockey. FML

#13615368
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24459) - you deserved it (2691)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by thjeltz - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104728) - you deserved it (277477)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)



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