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Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34401) - you deserved it (6026)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

#18310525
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35067) - you deserved it (2910)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

#18309913
152 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - love - by madison77 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad's mid-life crisis has finally started. He's blacked all our windows, barricaded the door to the backyard, and set up a bunch of security cameras in and out of the house. It seems he's been reading up on Survivalist and Masonic conspiracy theory bullshit. FML

#18309912
142 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by whyyy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

#18309491
251 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

#18306908
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On 11/21/2011 at 11:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

#18306408
163 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

#18305013
112 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 2:22am - love - by nightowl506 - United States (Texas)

Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML

#18304888
137 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 2:02am - work - by disciplinaryaction (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644
261 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML

#18304597
115 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 11 year old sister deleted me off Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

#18302175
144 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 9:21pm - kids - by sourcandy013 - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

#18302011
209 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

#18300773
200 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by johnnydoe6969 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States



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