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Quinn0234
  • Town/Country : A far way land in ...., USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 556
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Quinn0234 : Hey I'm Quinn I love sharpies, tigers, converse, things that are orange. I'm not that talkitive in fact i'm an introvert i like meeting new people so message me if you get the chance. My favorite book is Flowers in the Attic by V.C Andrews. And i enjoy watchin UK Skins with my good friends.

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Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

#2626905
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39595) - you deserved it (18700)

On 06/05/2009 at 9:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69274) - you deserved it (179925)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

#2076493
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56053) - you deserved it (7945)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am - kids - by nana (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML

#760486
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22120) - you deserved it (43378)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

#214939
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44982) - you deserved it (3310)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:14am - work - by Shell (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1097667) - you deserved it (108938)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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