Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5673
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Quinklong's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:17pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 12:41am<b>MtDewAddict</b> - the 07/16/2009 at 3:09pm<b>Jerhel</b> - the 06/20/2009 at 3:48am<b>GR3453m0nk3y</b> - the 06/19/2009 at 4:59pm<b>jmud</b> - the 06/17/2009 at 6:41am<b>hellomynameisril</b> - the 06/17/2009 at 1:29am<b>jpi13</b> - the 06/16/2009 at 7:39pm<b>depinaariana</b> - the 06/15/2009 at 5:45pm<b>nokiac_b</b> - the 06/08/2009 at 6:14pm<b>bcr</b> - the 06/07/2009 at 4:00pm

Quinklong's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Quinklong's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45773) - you deserved it (5262)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65507) - you deserved it (12845)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (75323) - you deserved it (5218)

On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML


I agree, your life sucks (127162) - you deserved it (8578)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by Alexa23 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41038) - you deserved it (2032)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by brokenkneechick (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27864) - you deserved it (2211)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: