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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 279
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QuickSmile : Out of a family of tall people I happened to take my mother's gene, I am only 5 foot. Needless to say I have always looked and acted mature for my age, that's brought some ups and downs.

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Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML


I agree, your life sucks (60761) - you deserved it (10301)

On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68613) - you deserved it (15230)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boss walked in and said something I didn't quite hear, but my co-worker chuckled so to be polite, I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor and my co-worker was coughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11957) - you deserved it (32942)

On 01/05/2011 at 2:41am - work - by sucks (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

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