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Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and extolled the virtues of a "full blown sexual relationship with oneself", advising my teenage sister to "only include the men when they behave." FML

#20511803
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29632) - you deserved it (2813)

On 02/18/2013 at 3:24am - intimacy - by buxton1 - United States (California)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54111) - you deserved it (9257)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66042) - you deserved it (7431)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29821) - you deserved it (3448)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

#3345356
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71274) - you deserved it (393)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

#3345356
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71274) - you deserved it (393)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20658) - you deserved it (2319)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)



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