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Quest_
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9520
  • Number of comments : 582
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42546) - you deserved it (6491)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11619) - you deserved it (16267)

On 11/25/2010 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955 (402)

I agree, your life sucks (54833) - you deserved it (5561)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783 (347)

I agree, your life sucks (27099) - you deserved it (3114)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

#8519480 (475)

I agree, your life sucks (32130) - you deserved it (1945)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm - animals - by ughno - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64756) - you deserved it (1768)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16248) - you deserved it (1649)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)



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