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Queen_of_Night
  • Town/Country : Murphy, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 711
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 49 posted

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Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20959) - you deserved it (1069)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate and stayed alive long enough to turn into a butterfly, it finally did. Before it could fly free, a bird turned it into a snack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17833) - you deserved it (3930)

On 08/21/2012 at 12:56pm - animals - by goodbyefriend - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4460) - you deserved it (32270)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)



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