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2DAY I WOKE UP TO A GIFT FROM MAH BOYFRIEND: A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE WITH A POST-IT NOTE THAT SAID , "JUST A REMINDER THAT YOUR EASILY REPLACEABLE." I THINK HE'S STILL MAD AT ME FOR BEATING HIM ON X-BOX. FML
Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.
Friday 27 March 2015