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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 October 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 743
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About QueenPeppermint : I am a (hopefully) future Speech Pathologist who loves reading, anime, manga, and music. I tend to "like" FML's that relate to thing that happen or seem like they could happen in my own life and yes I have a lot of FML moments.

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Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

#15121676
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34359) - you deserved it (4085)

On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML

#15113115
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25076) - you deserved it (9764)

On 02/25/2011 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16275) - you deserved it (46286)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11160) - you deserved it (31570)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

#14960635
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11084) - you deserved it (26601)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

#14945401
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27448) - you deserved it (3297)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

#14938952
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31230) - you deserved it (3705)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:08pm - misc - by loner - United States (California)

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

#14925146
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31641) - you deserved it (4243)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10773) - you deserved it (34080)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

#14883708
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28834) - you deserved it (6710)

On 02/07/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40712) - you deserved it (3307)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

#14628920
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26467) - you deserved it (7727)

On 01/18/2011 at 6:07pm - misc - by sunshine19217 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML

#14622916
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31529) - you deserved it (3369)

On 01/18/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

#13167367
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12151) - you deserved it (44618)

On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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