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QueenOrangeSoda

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  • Birth Date : Monday 13 November 2000 (13 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1037
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About QueenOrangeSoda : I'm just a person living in the Las Vegas metro area. My name's Lucia.

I wear many hats: Asperger's-diagnosed genius with an IQ higher than that of Einstein. Men's rights activist. Egalitarian humanist. Trouble kid. Diagnosed food addict. And, as if I need to clarify it on here, enthusiast for amusing FMLs.

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Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML

Today, my mom signed me up for a swimming class to show my sister there's nothing to be afraid of. Considering I'm 17, I assumed I'd be in an advanced class. Instead, I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as my little sister cheers me on from the steps. FML

#20758869
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38678) - you deserved it (3267)

On 07/01/2013 at 10:37pm - misc - by AwkwardPotato - United States (California)

Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML

#20503300
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (16721)

On 02/12/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Thai rice mistake - United States (California)

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I aproached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7354) - you deserved it (31568)

On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

#19399944
193 comments

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (12810)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

#18444451
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11420) - you deserved it (43697)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

#18042854
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12590) - you deserved it (48553)

On 10/22/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

#17968240
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18606) - you deserved it (12028)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8890) - you deserved it (26355)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML

#12483686
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4750) - you deserved it (49779)

On 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by fullmoonfml (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9461) - you deserved it (48675)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at work at Panera. A blind woman came in, ordered and said other blind people were going to come in soon, because they were having a meeting. Later, a man comes in and ask if any other blind people had showed up. I told him there was just one in here wearing a blue shirt. FML

#697530
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18013) - you deserved it (85052)

On 03/30/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by superstar (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

#555846
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113673) - you deserved it (15406)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:38pm - love - by Rajin (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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