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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 599
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About QueenOfAwkwardd : I'm Lauren and my username sucks. It seemed like a good idea at the time...oh well. Anyway I don't usually comment unless I have something important to say so you'll never see me as the first comment saying "that sucks."

QueenOfAwkwardd's page activity

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QueenOfAwkwardd's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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QueenOfAwkwardd's favorite FMLs

Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML

by briiiiiiii123 / 01/12/2015 at 2:56am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy