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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 466
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About QueenOfAwkwardd : I'm Lauren and my username sucks. It seemed like a good idea at the time...oh well. Anyway I don't usually comment unless I have something important to say so you'll never see me as the first comment saying "that sucks."

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Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33396) - you deserved it (2539)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34567) - you deserved it (7361)

On 01/12/2015 at 2:56am - intimacy - by briiiiiiii123 - United States (New York)

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60209) - you deserved it (10603)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

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