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QueenOfAwkwardd
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About QueenOfAwkwardd : I'm Lauren and my username sucks. It seemed like a good idea at the time...oh well. Anyway I don't usually comment unless I have something important to say so you'll never see me as the first comment saying "that sucks."
Kik me at: laurenlikesneon
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Today, I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down, except that I work at Heinz. If you find it in your mayonnaise, keep it. FML

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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