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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1981 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 554
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after my boss has gotten in the habit of calling me "bubble wrap girl" at work because I'm clumsy and he claims I need to be covered in bubble wrap for my own protection, I have just probably broken two toes by dropping a hairdryer on my foot. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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