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Quantela
  • Town/Country : Texas, U.S.
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 22
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Quantela : My names shanice I just turned 18 I'm a Aries I love my bunniee Mirakal Washington I love FBI things when I go to college I'm going to study Crimnal justice well that's all ima say for now ! XD

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Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57611) - you deserved it (4556)

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