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Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27423) - you deserved it (5073) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Switzerland - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I received a restraining order from a girl I have never met. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29210) - you deserved it (2916)

On 11/11/2010 at 10:55pm - misc - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27231) - you deserved it (2576)

On 11/11/2010 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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