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Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26260) - you deserved it (1907)

On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

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On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

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On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)



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