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QU33NOFAWKWARD

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QU33NOFAWKWARD

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  • Number of visits : 563
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QU33NOFAWKWARD : Wednesday Addams long lost sister.

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Visits<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 5:23pm<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 9:03pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 4:47pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:51am<b>vreid</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 6:22pm<b>Shawttyfine</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:21pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:38am<b>arasx0</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:37pm<b>EmsyyyRose13</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 3:45pm<b>vlalam</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:11pm<b>Ecudaniel</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 10:22pm<b>EverestMelting</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:01pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 7:27am<b>byattwain</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 1:07am<b>_parth</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 5:11pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 4:31pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 3:05pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 8:57pm

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QU33NOFAWKWARD's favorite FMLs

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

#21407716
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27965) - you deserved it (6995)

On 05/10/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by pissed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

#21406694
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30487) - you deserved it (2789)

On 05/08/2015 at 9:44am - misc - by brittrus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

#21399378
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31108) - you deserved it (2492)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

#21376371
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23359) - you deserved it (15899)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm - health - by Iwtumn (woman) - Austria

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

#21374736
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (567) - you deserved it (10569)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

#21346230
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32344) - you deserved it (4062)

On 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

#21343515
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33399) - you deserved it (2646)

On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

#21342067
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34130) - you deserved it (5014)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33798) - you deserved it (3705)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - "Do you give head?" FML

#21339980
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37179) - you deserved it (5883)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:35am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

#21303819
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32547) - you deserved it (3766)

On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

#21282836
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32365) - you deserved it (3382)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

#21251632
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44598) - you deserved it (3589)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML



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