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QU33NOFAWKWARD

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  • Number of visits : 719
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QU33NOFAWKWARD : Wednesday Addams long lost sister.

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Visits<b>ZiGgY576</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 2:01pm<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 9:03pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 4:47pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:51am<b>vreid</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 6:22pm<b>Shawttyfine</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:21pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 12:38am<b>EmsyyyRose13</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 3:45pm<b>vlalam</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:11pm<b>Ecudaniel</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 10:22pm<b>EverestMelting</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:01pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 7:27am<b>byattwain</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 1:07am<b>_parth</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 5:11pm<b>Darkness_Hate</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 4:31pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 3:05pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 8:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 3:53pm

Fucked!<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:59am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:27am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:35am<b>EverestMelting</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 1:09pm<b>byattwain</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 5:36am<b>walshy_xoxox</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 8:04pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 4:58pm

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QU33NOFAWKWARD's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

by jimmy / 11/30/2015 at 4:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML

by matou / 07/09/2015 at 4:41pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Transportation

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

by pissed / 05/10/2015 at 10:34am / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML

by brittrus / 05/08/2015 at 9:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

by a critically injured shitehawk / 04/25/2015 at 6:34am / United Kingdom (York) / Love

Today, I learned that before you tell a blonde joke, you should make sure that your high school's 6'8", 275-pound, blond quarterback isn't standing behind you. FML

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

by Iwtumn / 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm / Austria / Health

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2015 at 1:41am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - "Do you give head?" FML

by anon / 01/19/2015 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 10:34am / United States (Maine) / Kids

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML

by Australian Lifeguard / 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Work