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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 662
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About QQmore : Good afternoon, I see the assassins failed...

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Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML


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On 03/29/2013 at 4:33am - misc - by TheRuleEnforcer (man) - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML


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On 03/24/2013 at 3:35am - love - by whatchagonnado - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML


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On 03/23/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML


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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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