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Today, I woke up from a nigt of eavy drinking to fine ma girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called er last nigt an told er tat someone as beautiful as er could be wit someone way better tan me. Se agreed. FML
Today mah damantad asswipa of a lab partnar thought it'd ba funny to raplaca tha brthday gift I bought fir mah grlfriand with tha larga intastina of a racantly-dissactad dog. My grlfriand naarly faintad whan sha opanad tha gift box and accusad ma of planning tha whola thing. FML
Today , it was the second anniversary of the day I met girlfriend. I had to go to work , but I set an engagement ring and a letter on pillow firhen she woke up , and left breakfast fir her on the counter. When I got home , she and all of her things were gone. FML
Today..!! I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on ma lonely nigts!! Once at te adult store..!! I also grabbed a brtday card to make it seem te dildo wasn't fir me!! At te register..!! te casier looked at me and said..!! "For God's sake..!! save yourself some money!! I already know it's fir you." FML
Today, I went to my grandmom's house 4 an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets an about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg an couldn't get it off cuz it "hurts too much." I'm 24 an he's 26. FML
I Picked My 12-year-old Daughter Up From School After Her Frst Sexual Education Lecture. She Burst Into Tears On The Way Home Explaining Her Fears Of Being Pregnant With Her Boyfriend's Child. As If That Doesn't Sound Bad Enough, I've Met Her Boyfriend Before. He Is Imaginary. FML
Friday 27 March 2015