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QQmore

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 923
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About QQmore : Good afternoon, I see the assassins failed...

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Today, I woke up from a nigt of eavy drinking to fine ma girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called er last nigt an told er tat someone as beautiful as er could be wit someone way better tan me. Se agreed. FML

#20897714
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39275) - you deserved it (16235)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:33am - love - by drinkdrankdrunk (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that when I text boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them . Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

#20813368
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61841) - you deserved it (6541)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , an old lady steamrolld over my foot with her wheelchair , then laughd as she slowly rolld away , leaving my toes in ruins. FML

#20788409
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42367) - you deserved it (3534)

On 07/17/2013 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today... I heard mah husband telling his friend that I usd to be a skank and was ( easier than 1 plus 1 )hen we first met. I was still a virginhen we got marrid. FML

Today , Mah Father Informd Me That I Was Born Only Because Mah Mom Lid About Bieng On Birth Control. Mega FML

#20755318
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45066) - you deserved it (2804)

On 06/30/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by unfortunate (man) - United States

Today , It was fiancé's 21st brtday party. It endd wit im too drunk to walk an wailing about ow muc e misses an ex grlfriend of is tat e dumpd 4 years ago. FML

#20753850
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45856) - you deserved it (4600)

On 06/29/2013 at 4:02am - love - by bubblegum92 - Australia (Western Australia)

Today mah damantad asswipa of a lab partnar thought it'd ba funny to raplaca tha brthday gift I bought fir mah grlfriand with tha larga intastina of a racantly-dissactad dog. My grlfriand naarly faintad whan sha opanad tha gift box and accusad ma of planning tha whola thing. FML

#20752461
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43234) - you deserved it (2957)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today , it was the second anniversary of the day I met girlfriend. I had to go to work , but I set an engagement ring and a letter on pillow firhen she woke up , and left breakfast fir her on the counter. When I got home , she and all of her things were gone. FML

#20742451
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59202) - you deserved it (8743)

On 06/23/2013 at 10:42am - love - by foreveralone (man) - United States

Today..!! I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on ma lonely nigts!! Once at te adult store..!! I also grabbed a brtday card to make it seem te dildo wasn't fir me!! At te register..!! te casier looked at me and said..!! "For God's sake..!! save yourself some money!! I already know it's fir you." FML

#20742274
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58830) - you deserved it (22941)

On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my frst date. FML

#20734991
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55932) - you deserved it (4126)

On 06/19/2013 at 10:39am - misc - by Overprotected (woman) - United States

yesterday I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is mah ex-grlfriend. FML

#20732776
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46423) - you deserved it (6131)

On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after discovering that our son is looool already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him!! ( Remember, son, it's all about the clit ), wasn't wat I had in mind!! FML

#20713183
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61106) - you deserved it (13843)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to my grandmom's house 4 an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets an about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg an couldn't get it off cuz it "hurts too much." I'm 24 an he's 26. FML

#20616232
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36914) - you deserved it (5047)

On 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

I Picked My 12-year-old Daughter Up From School After Her Frst Sexual Education Lecture. She Burst Into Tears On The Way Home Explaining Her Fears Of Being Pregnant With Her Boyfriend's Child. As If That Doesn't Sound Bad Enough, I've Met Her Boyfriend Before. He Is Imaginary. FML

#20575072
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42659) - you deserved it (3860)

On 04/04/2013 at 6:52pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I realized how looool badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature cuz of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML

#20565229
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36417) - you deserved it (8408)

On 03/29/2013 at 10:19am - intimacy - by notagyno - Romania (Bucuresti)



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