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Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
by drinkdrankdrunk / 09/27/2013 at 3:33am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 1:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by okeythen / 06/30/2013 at 1:03am / United States (Florida) / Love
by unfortunate / 06/30/2013 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by bubblegum92 / 06/29/2013 at 4:02am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, my demented asswipe of a lab partner thought it'd be funny to replace the birthday gift I bought for my girlfriend with the large intestine of a recently-dissected dog. My girlfriend nearly fainted when she opened the gift box, and accused me of planning the whole thing. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2013 at 1:34pm / Nigeria (Lagos) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML
by foreveralone / 06/23/2013 at 10:42am / United States / Love
Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2013 at 6:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Overprotected / 06/19/2013 at 10:39am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Broccolliboyy / 06/18/2013 at 2:35am / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 6:34am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
by anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
by anonymous / 04/04/2013 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Kids
by notagyno / 03/29/2013 at 10:19am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
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- Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me… Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking.… Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's…
- Today, at the park, my best friend exclaimed that she couldn't walk around or do anything with me… Today, my boss called me in to work on my only day off in two weeks. After working more than a full… Today, a customer bitched at me in front of her children for 10 minutes because I wouldn't open the…