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QQMorePlox
  • Town/Country : Ladner, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 761
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QQMorePlox : I'm a bit of a loser if you couldn't tell already. I'm a mixed chick (black/white), who's crazy friendly and sarcastic. I'm a bit forward and tend to get flirty at times. You can talk to me in either French or English (Canadian!!) Message me if you want, we'll talk about anything and everything, friend!

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Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

#5690935
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30331) - you deserved it (5585)

On 10/06/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

#4994498
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13086) - you deserved it (62324)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (201420) - you deserved it (19794)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13639) - you deserved it (42207)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

#2244
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6028) - you deserved it (22519)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)



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