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QQMorePlox

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QQMorePlox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2001
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QQMorePlox : Im Victoria, am open to most things and can be incredibly friendly. I tend to be sarcastic a lot of the time and can come off as an asshole but I assure you it's in good humour. So yeah, if you feel chatty send me something hilarious and I'll be sure to reply (: best way to kick off a conversation is with a terrible pick up line or incredibly funny joke

And If you had healys as a child, you are most definitely my hero

QQMorePlox's page activity

Visits<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 11:29pm<b>onlychildFTW</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 9:33pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 9:22pm<b>ricardof</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ZynexFin</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:54pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:18pm<b>RuBloKon</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 12:36am<b>Corey122726</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 9:33am<b>badmike89</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:21am<b>last_kings84</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:19am<b>aj9319</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:14am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:31am<b>alfonze07</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:23am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:54pm<b>theTravinator</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:44pm<b>Alex_Tejeda</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:10pm<b>Kvothee</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:04pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:24pm

Fucked!<b>bayy1432</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:27am<b>zjay</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:19am<b>RA91</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:07am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:42am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:59pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:31am<b>colvindj</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 3:14am<b>chandler88</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 1:07am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 9:23pm<b>PinkPoshling111</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 6:58pm

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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QQMorePlox's favorite FMLs

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

#15991083
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33550) - you deserved it (21822)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm - health - by Laci (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50249) - you deserved it (8182)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

#15401904
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46957) - you deserved it (9798)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

#15139956
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29617) - you deserved it (6497)

On 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

#15113643
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45949) - you deserved it (4401)

On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

#15063215
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25085) - you deserved it (27173)

On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47124) - you deserved it (9295)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML

#14699951
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25462) - you deserved it (11882)

On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

#14671725
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52958) - you deserved it (4840)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML

#13651777
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35184) - you deserved it (5419)

On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

#13624123
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55629) - you deserved it (4407)

On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

#12792346
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36858) - you deserved it (24163)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

#7330766
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23036) - you deserved it (4073)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm - love - by meow (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

#5690935
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37269) - you deserved it (6360)

On 10/06/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

#4994498
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13936) - you deserved it (64649)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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