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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1103
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QQMorePlox : I can't say I'm the nicest person ever, but I'm probably the nicest asshole you'll ever meet. Just say hey and I'm likely to be incredibly friendly.

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Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50768) - you deserved it (4661)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34261) - you deserved it (5331)

On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55258) - you deserved it (4389)

On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML


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On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML


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On 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm - love - by meow (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML


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On 10/06/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML


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On 09/02/2009 at 5:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML


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On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

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