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QQMorePlox

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1424
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QQMorePlox : Im Victoria, am open to most things and can be incredibly friendly. I tend to be sarcastic a lot of the time and can come off as an asshole but I assure you it's in good humour. Send me a message and I'll be sure to reply.
Btw if you had healys as a child, you are most definitely my hero

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Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27140) - you deserved it (9293)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
679 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30285) - you deserved it (49291)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#17574583
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35020) - you deserved it (2586)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31919) - you deserved it (4285)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31372) - you deserved it (90524)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15387) - you deserved it (36540)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

#16619951
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42945) - you deserved it (6210)

On 06/12/2011 at 12:21am - love - by daddylove - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46838) - you deserved it (11971)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40722) - you deserved it (3591)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

#16237005
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54186) - you deserved it (4214)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

#15991083
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32494) - you deserved it (21382)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm - health - by Laci (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50047) - you deserved it (8165)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

#15401904
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46786) - you deserved it (9781)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

#15139956
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29463) - you deserved it (6476)

On 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

#15113643
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43826) - you deserved it (4216)

On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)



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