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QQMorePlox

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QQMorePlox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1821
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QQMorePlox : Im Victoria, am open to most things and can be incredibly friendly. I tend to be sarcastic a lot of the time and can come off as an asshole but I assure you it's in good humour. So yeah, if you feel chatty send me something hilarious and I'll be sure to reply (: best way to kick off a conversation is with a terrible pick up line or incredibly funny joke

And If you had healys as a child, you are most definitely my hero

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QQMorePlox's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30034) - you deserved it (22283)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39344) - you deserved it (7701)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33350) - you deserved it (15275)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

#18055748
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29228) - you deserved it (5062)

On 10/23/2011 at 4:35pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37488) - you deserved it (5463)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29152) - you deserved it (9631)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
682 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30376) - you deserved it (49437)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#17574583
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36800) - you deserved it (2745)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32078) - you deserved it (4298)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31889) - you deserved it (91629)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15710) - you deserved it (37122)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

#16619951
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44879) - you deserved it (6455)

On 06/12/2011 at 12:21am - love - by daddylove - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46915) - you deserved it (11990)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40837) - you deserved it (3599)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

#16237005
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54330) - you deserved it (4224)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)



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