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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1427
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QQMorePlox : Im Victoria, am open to most things and can be incredibly friendly. I tend to be sarcastic a lot of the time and can come off as an asshole but I assure you it's in good humour. Send me a message and I'll be sure to reply.
Btw if you had healys as a child, you are most definitely my hero

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Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9739) - you deserved it (18221)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16777) - you deserved it (30150)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

#19186705
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25866) - you deserved it (2140)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by mandygeegoesnom - United States

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that my son had got to trick me, I picked it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

#18983389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20014) - you deserved it (22116)

On 02/03/2012 at 10:49am - kids - by AvengedSevenX - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was greeting customers at work. After saying good morning to one man, he stopped and looked at me from head to toe before smirking and saying, "Mmmm." He then turned around and said, "It's starting." It's only my first day. FML

#18912868
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22022) - you deserved it (2411)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31815) - you deserved it (27466)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32162) - you deserved it (2352)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

#18643236
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28498) - you deserved it (5019)

On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30987) - you deserved it (21868)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8931) - you deserved it (44827)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29919) - you deserved it (22238)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37492) - you deserved it (7483)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31363) - you deserved it (14692)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

#18055748
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29099) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/23/2011 at 4:35pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37362) - you deserved it (5459)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)



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