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QQMorePlox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2363
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QQMorePlox : Im Victoria, am open to most things and can be incredibly friendly. I tend to be sarcastic a lot of the time and can come off as an asshole but I assure you it's in good humour. So yeah, if you feel chatty send me something hilarious and I'll be sure to reply (: best way to kick off a conversation is with a terrible pick up line or incredibly funny joke

And If you had healys as a child, you are most definitely my hero

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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QQMorePlox's favorite FMLs

Today, every house in my neighborhood was vandalized. They skipped our house. Everybody thinks it was me. FML

#21209396
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54357) - you deserved it (4049)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:35pm - misc - by chloecamp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a face time. Busted. FML

#21208909
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33774) - you deserved it (52023)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

#20992325
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52949) - you deserved it (9605)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56420) - you deserved it (3588)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

#20865687
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53428) - you deserved it (11636)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML

#20838688
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38633) - you deserved it (12824)

On 08/15/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by kaynotentirelywrong (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

#20833743
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29916) - you deserved it (42064)

On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML

#20827779
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49929) - you deserved it (6582)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm - kids - by JuggaloSlasher15 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

#20825004
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47141) - you deserved it (14972)

On 08/07/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by ImNotFat - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

#20816873
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51655) - you deserved it (3324)

On 08/02/2013 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML

#20812086
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52704) - you deserved it (5850)

On 07/30/2013 at 7:19pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was eating cereal, my mother thought it would be appropriate to grab the bowl and start spoon-feeding me while making airplane noises, again. I'm 19. FML

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

#20809554
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66555) - you deserved it (5746)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

#20794280
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59283) - you deserved it (4971)

On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58633) - you deserved it (6760)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)



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