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QQMorePlox

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QQMorePlox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1959
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About QQMorePlox : Im Victoria, am open to most things and can be incredibly friendly. I tend to be sarcastic a lot of the time and can come off as an asshole but I assure you it's in good humour. So yeah, if you feel chatty send me something hilarious and I'll be sure to reply (: best way to kick off a conversation is with a terrible pick up line or incredibly funny joke

And If you had healys as a child, you are most definitely my hero

QQMorePlox's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 9:22pm<b>onlychildFTW</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 2:45pm<b>ricardof</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:46pm<b>ZynexFin</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 5:54pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:18pm<b>RuBloKon</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 12:36am<b>Corey122726</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 9:33am<b>badmike89</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:21am<b>last_kings84</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:19am<b>aj9319</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 7:14am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:31am<b>alfonze07</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:23am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:54pm<b>theTravinator</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:44pm<b>Alex_Tejeda</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:10pm<b>Kvothee</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:04pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:24pm<b>taylar815</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 10:18pm

Fucked!<b>bayy1432</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:27am<b>zjay</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 3:19am<b>RA91</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:07am<b>Codezlol</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:42am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:59pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:31am<b>colvindj</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 3:14am<b>chandler88</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 1:07am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 9:23pm<b>PinkPoshling111</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 6:58pm

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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QQMorePlox's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51402) - you deserved it (11143)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML

#20838688
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36954) - you deserved it (12312)

On 08/15/2013 at 12:49pm - work - by kaynotentirelywrong (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

#20833743
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28483) - you deserved it (39929)

On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML

#20827779
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46514) - you deserved it (6222)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm - kids - by JuggaloSlasher15 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

#20825004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44118) - you deserved it (13951)

On 08/07/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by ImNotFat - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

#20816873
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50240) - you deserved it (3236)

On 08/02/2013 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML

#20812086
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51521) - you deserved it (5731)

On 07/30/2013 at 7:19pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was eating cereal, my mother thought it would be appropriate to grab the bowl and start spoon-feeding me while making airplane noises, again. I'm 19. FML

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

#20809554
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62681) - you deserved it (5434)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

#20794280
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55556) - you deserved it (4679)

On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57167) - you deserved it (6601)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

#20793742
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54912) - you deserved it (9335)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML

#20792281
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41410) - you deserved it (3835)

On 07/19/2013 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML

#20790896
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30249) - you deserved it (51028)

On 07/18/2013 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by FootinMouth (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

#20693039
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48538) - you deserved it (4010)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:39pm - misc - by no boobies - United States



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