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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 28023
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About QJD : i\'m laidback, smart, and somewhat a gamehead. That\'s all i feel like saying.

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Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10512) - you deserved it (38431)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10512) - you deserved it (38431)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10512) - you deserved it (38431)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31119) - you deserved it (55080)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by locksmack (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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