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Pysht
  • Town/Country : Monroe, WA, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 September 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 787
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pysht : "Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."

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Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20028) - you deserved it (9266)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

#9040804
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24659) - you deserved it (8612)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML

#9037233
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3349) - you deserved it (26535)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:16am - misc - by EwokLover17 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML

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33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16882) - you deserved it (3634)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:23pm - work - by ams (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML

#9029119
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29243) - you deserved it (1763)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version



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