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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PyroCaptain : United States Marine. You should be honored to be on my profile.

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PyroCaptain's favorite FMLs

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45945) - you deserved it (6200)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22653) - you deserved it (73268)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)



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