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Pyr0freak
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 472
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Pyr0freak : I fire my lazer. A lot.

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Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. And then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him. Giving me the evil eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26313) - you deserved it (2099)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82739) - you deserved it (4853)

On 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm - kids - by beya (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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