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Pwn17
  • Town/Country : San Diego, California
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of comments : 305
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About Pwn17 : Yeah, I'm pretty much done with this site. Bye.

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Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96165) - you deserved it (13968)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82287) - you deserved it (37694)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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