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About Pwn17 : I'm 16 and my life kinda blows. Ok it's not THAT bad. Music is my life. I love punk rock and its many sub genres, such as pop punk, hardcore punk, post hardcore, horror punk, alternative, ska punk, skate punk, and many others. My favorite bands are Blink 182, NOFX, the Misfits, and Brand New. Other favorites include A Day to Remember, Bad Religion, Nirvana, Taking Back Sunday, System of a Down, Sublime, Mayday Parade, The Smiths/Morrissey, the Descendents, Set Your Goals, Say Anything, Black Flag, the Dead Kennedys, and way too many others to list. I'm probably a mix between a hipster and a punk. I am also a feminist. No, not the stupid type where women feel that they are superior to men, I mean the original definition of feminism; promoting gender equality. I also love horror and supernatural movies/TV shows. There's more to me but, you know, character limit. Anyway, enjoy FML!
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Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
Today, I had a job interview. All was going well until the interviewer asked me, "So, why should we hire you?" Without thinking, I blurted out, "Because, I'm awesome!" Don't think I'll be getting that one. FML
Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a girl. Everything was going well until I shared how my family was affected by the 2010 earthquake in Haiti. She immediately got up and left, calling me a liar. Apparently, I'm "too cute" to be of Haitian descent. What the hell? FML
Thursday 28 November 2013