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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 March 1995 (19 years)
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Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57587) - you deserved it (18280)

On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55646) - you deserved it (9880)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

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