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PurpleSquirrel

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1192
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About PurpleSquirrel : likes: swimming. drawing. art. photography. badminton.

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Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML

#260878
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73082) - you deserved it (3457)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by dileigh (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML

#260878
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73082) - you deserved it (3457)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by dileigh (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

#780
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I agree, your life sucks (9167) - you deserved it (29183)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)



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