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PurpleSquirrel
  • Town/Country : Wallah Wallah, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 October 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 883
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About PurpleSquirrel : likes: swimming. drawing. art. photography. badminton.

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Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. I have two older sisters graduated. The first one got a Tiffanys bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML

#260878
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I agree, your life sucks (59680) - you deserved it (2343)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by dileigh (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. I have two older sisters graduated. The first one got a Tiffanys bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML

#260878
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59680) - you deserved it (2343)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by dileigh (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5341) - you deserved it (14728)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)



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