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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 October 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1066
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About PurpleSquirrel : likes: swimming. drawing. art. photography. badminton.

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PurpleSquirrel's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I spent a year helping my dad get back into shape, not for his own good health which was what I thought, but so that he could cheat on my mom with 5 other women. FML

#8670993
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29291) - you deserved it (1971)

On 02/26/2010 at 7:39pm - misc - by 0867142 - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

#8664112
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19418) - you deserved it (3521)

On 02/26/2010 at 1:37pm - love - by canadiansun - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

#8658331
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10884) - you deserved it (20152)

On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

#8551677
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29553) - you deserved it (2917)

On 02/22/2010 at 11:38am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML

#8509840
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20934) - you deserved it (6639)

On 02/21/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by foutu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366
366 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7944) - you deserved it (39505)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4986) - you deserved it (57340)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML

#7895812
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33097) - you deserved it (3964)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:35am - love - by boostedsaab - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106325) - you deserved it (12439)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-ended me at a red light. FML

#5837946
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26730) - you deserved it (1650)

On 10/14/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by gooddriver (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

#5065139
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70320) - you deserved it (2903)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss called me into his office. He then fired me. Upset, I asked him "Well, who's gonna replace me?" His answer was "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML

#4605529
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40205) - you deserved it (22751)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:16pm - work - by vmml97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a playing test in orchestra, which I've pracriced over 30 hours for. After I played my part, which I thought I did very well, my teacher asked how much I had practice. Trying to show off, I said "Oh, just 30 minutes." My teacher said "It shows, that was terrible." She was serious. FML

#982369
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17074) - you deserved it (52954)

On 04/15/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML

#656324
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52202) - you deserved it (7703)

On 03/28/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Marine (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML

#260878
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68080) - you deserved it (3048)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by dileigh (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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