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PurplePigeon
  • Town/Country : Hudson, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 March 1986 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 616
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29924) - you deserved it (4323)

On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27883) - you deserved it (4580)

On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38918) - you deserved it (9272)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)



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