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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 June 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 148
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Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6607) - you deserved it (39715)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8121) - you deserved it (36454)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:39am - misc - by ChrissySoltys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360 (249)

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On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479 (303)

I agree, your life sucks (36733) - you deserved it (3541)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

#15961473 (363)

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On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842 (413)

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On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

#15959633 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (29359) - you deserved it (9149)

On 04/28/2011 at 2:22am - love - by ummno (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML

#15956322 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (4712)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821 (295)

I agree, your life sucks (29666) - you deserved it (3595)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

#15947256 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (22625) - you deserved it (12651)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:05am - animals - by scarred4life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (21777) - you deserved it (2795)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a kid with severe Down's came into my workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me for so long. FML

#15935397 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (27293) - you deserved it (4333)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by notimpressed (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332 (413)

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

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On 04/26/2011 at 3:19pm - misc - by partygirl (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (36334) - you deserved it (4178)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)



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