About PurpleKatKionna : College Student. USA. Music Major.
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by Hollzbananza / 07/11/2015 at 10:30am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by -_- / 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ThatSlappinBass / 04/17/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy
by Notre_Dame_714 / 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML
Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML
by The Soul Of A Damned Queef / 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by briang959 / 01/30/2015 at 6:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
by sisterlylove / 01/10/2015 at 2:02pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML
by EvilBubbles / 01/08/2015 at 10:45pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Intimacy
by exuberant_orange / 01/08/2015 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…