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PurpleKatKionna

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 August 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1074
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About PurpleKatKionna : College Student. USA. Music Major.

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PurpleKatKionna's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML

Today, I received 46 emails from co-workers who were using reply-all to tell everyone else not to use reply-all. FML

by farf / 05/20/2015 at 2:47pm / Work

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML

by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

by -_- / 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

by ThatSlappinBass / 04/17/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

by Evra / 04/16/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

by Notre_Dame_714 / 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

by bugger / 02/22/2015 at 12:31pm / Intimacy

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

by fxck / 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm / Work

Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML

by The Soul Of A Damned Queef / 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, a booklet came in the mail, addressed to me and titled "How To Train Your Wife". I didn't order it but my wife doesn't believe me. FML

by briang959 / 01/30/2015 at 6:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

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Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML

by sisterlylove / 01/10/2015 at 2:02pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

by EvilBubbles / 01/08/2015 at 10:45pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Intimacy

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Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

by exuberant_orange / 01/08/2015 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Love

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