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About PurpleHippo96 : I'm Juanita, the best person in the world....thats all u need to know! :)
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Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 8:44am - kids - by cganon - United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by lifesuck - United States
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 2:21am - animals - by jillydark6609 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticed one felt a little heavy. I opened it, only to find a raccoon. A very angry raccoon. FML
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On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 10:43pm - love - by migsman (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)
Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
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On 09/11/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm - misc - by noonotme (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 3:59pm - health - by Jesska (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by Fmylife.25 - United States (Virginia)
Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)
Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 1:33am - animals - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
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