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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 August 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 883
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7596) - you deserved it (35547)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21877) - you deserved it (1954)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML

#18557355
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22972) - you deserved it (6079)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22129) - you deserved it (2557)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

#18417096
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9885) - you deserved it (31131)

On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

#18078195
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30578) - you deserved it (4894)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:43am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

#17899100
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11727) - you deserved it (48069)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31016) - you deserved it (5627)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19862) - you deserved it (43625)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
560 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27972) - you deserved it (16975)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30693) - you deserved it (2924)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

#17657818
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34295) - you deserved it (7077)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:16am - misc - by Pizza-less - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30877) - you deserved it (2968)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37006) - you deserved it (3256)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, after 18 years of struggling to provide my daughter with the finest educational opportunities I could afford, I dropped her off to start school at the best public university in the U.S. So far the only thing she's learned is what weed smells like. FML

#17560241
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (5636)

On 08/23/2011 at 5:55pm - kids - by BerzerkelyBongBabe (woman) - United States (California)



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