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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1221
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today.. . a classmate's mother called my phone.. . threatening to have my dorm room raided 4 drugs . Why? She saw our text messages discussinghere he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" 4 weed . FML

#20988723
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39804) - you deserved it (2578)

On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes . FML

#20184714
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28907) - you deserved it (3115)

On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , ma mom tougt I was flying ig on wed and nerely groundd me 4 it!! I wasn't ig , I was just actually in a good mood 4 te frst time in a few weeks!! mega FML

#19999290
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24573) - you deserved it (1999)

On 08/02/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by HappyMan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled... ( Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf! ) and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (12804)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

#19964691
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4346) - you deserved it (39255)

On 07/20/2012 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38208)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today.. . mah boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in mah Facebook pictures "highlights mah mustache." mega FML

#19951439
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7277) - you deserved it (53539)

On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. real FML

#19898504
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21351) - you deserved it (6366)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States

Today I was telling mah best friend that I was feeling unattractive an that I never get askd out. As she was trying to make me feel better we were interruptd by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

#19769675
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25967) - you deserved it (3180)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia

Today, after a very painful mout surgery, I went ome to take a nap . Ten my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep . Wen I woke up, I was so ig from painkillers tat wen I saw te tissue, I tougt it was a gost . I screamed so loud I burst a stitc . FML

#19750023
136 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, in a drunken state, I decided tat it would be a good idea to save wit a pizza cutter. FML

#19748828
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6364) - you deserved it (32145)

On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled a neck musclehile head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and looool I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I amhile I'm in the shower. FML

#19744443
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9654) - you deserved it (20952)

On 06/06/2012 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I went to visit mah husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace cuz some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. big fat FML

#19696168
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33385) - you deserved it (1885)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by notnicefools - United States (California)

TODAY , AGAINST MAH WISHES , MAH SON SNUCK OUT OF MAH HOUSE TO GO PARTYING. WHEN HE CUMMED HOME , I CALLED HIM IN SO I COULD PROPERLY DISCIPLINE HIM. WHILE I WAS TALKING , HE STAGGERED TO OUR FISH TANK , PULLED OPEN THE LID , AN VOMITED STRAIGHT INTO IT. FML

#19592995
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26566) - you deserved it (4748)

On 05/08/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by A-64 (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

I PAID FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S PEE SO THAT I COULD PASS MY DRUG TEST. I DIDN'T PASS THE DRUG TEST. FML

#19520767
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8303) - you deserved it (63444)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States



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