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Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes. FML
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On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by HappyMan (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML
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On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 8:10am - health - by Darwin_Award_Winner (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
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On 06/06/2012 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by notnicefools - United States (California)
Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by A-64 (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)
Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)
Monday 20 May 2013
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