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PurpDOODE
  • Town/Country : Baltimore, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 November 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 479
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About PurpDOODE : Nothign really quite interesting. Love anime, writing fanfics, and chatting. My life is fucked, not too much but enough to be noticed. M'kay?

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Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

#4958000 (230)

I agree, your life sucks (70094) - you deserved it (3349)

On 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm - kids - by beya (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

#3821769 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (31361) - you deserved it (7125)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:36am - intimacy - by Cyberella (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

#3821134 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (5264) - you deserved it (59753)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

#3811279 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (39175) - you deserved it (1779)

On 07/16/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by search_me (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

#3806644 (237)

I agree, your life sucks (50138) - you deserved it (1757)

On 07/16/2009 at 4:32pm - misc - by dork (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)