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Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (98876) - you deserved it (5986)

On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today... I learnd if u type my full name in Google Images... the 3rd thing that comes up is a nakd woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star... and most people at school stoppd talking to me. FML


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On 05/14/2013 at 12:15am - intimacy - by magomag (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing an showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML


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On 02/27/2013 at 11:43am - misc - by dangerZone - United States (Georgia)

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