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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (21 years)
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Today, It Was My First Day On Duty As A Rookie Cop. Everything Was Going Great, An Even The Veterans On The Force Were Warming Up To Me. That Is Until My Mother Cummd Into The Station Carrying A Brown Bag 4 My Lunch. Written On The Bag Was, ( Lunch 4 My Big Boy. I Love You, Pumpkin. ) FML

#18072512
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37877) - you deserved it (5857)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , without telling me , my mom droppd me off at my grandmother's house , an drove off. Now I'm supposd to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma did six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46743) - you deserved it (2760)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, marks the fourth straight night that mah girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. fat FML

#18061589
231 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 5:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah husband and I were getting intimatehen a notification 4 a game poppd up on his iPad. He immediately shovd me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
201 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

2DAY I FOUND OUT TE ARD WAY TAT EVERYONE IN MA DORM KNOWS I WATC MY LITTLE PONY. FML

#18047257
379 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML

#18039986
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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Taday a highly intoxicated man cummed into mah workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. mega FML

#17948173
117 comments

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On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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282 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

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120 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot an sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food an toss it on the floor. FML

Today, mah girlfriend changd her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicatd because I didn't give her mah last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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219 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and startd to climb looool on top of him sexily . He blurtd out, ( Oh my god, you're lyk that grl from The Ring . ) FML

#17794550
109 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two yeres cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

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154 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah boyfriend kindly informd me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't knowhether he's joking or not. fat FML

#17775098
157 comments

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On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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