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by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp.… Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream.… Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom,…