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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 973
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PunxsatownyPhil : Hi, I'm me. Nice to meet you. Unless it's not.

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Today, I just came back from the vet. I spent a lot of money on a pet tortoise at the local pet store and it didn't come out of its shell when I bought it. The owner just said it sleeps in the day and it'll be shy for a week or so. Turns out it was dead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37824) - you deserved it (8658)

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