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About PunxsatownyPhil : Hi, I'm me. Nice to meet you. Unless it's not.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I just came back from the vet. I spent a lot of money on a pet tortoise at the local pet store and it didn't come out of its shell when I bought it. The owner just said it sleeps in the day and it'll be shy for a week or so. Turns out it was dead. FML
Friday 3 July 2015