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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 November 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 447
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About PunkySpunky : Just your ordinary every day punk girl... I love art, Anarchy, bestfriends: Kayli and Marco, and Marilyn Manson.

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Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43207) - you deserved it (9580)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

#5867673
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34196) - you deserved it (2251)

On 10/17/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML

#3153262
212 comments

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On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
59 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -



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