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  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 January 1996 (18 years)
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About PunkRock4Life : Not much to say so check out some of my favorite bands...

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Tiger army
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X
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Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65240) - you deserved it (3137)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31112) - you deserved it (7045)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24961) - you deserved it (3564)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46137) - you deserved it (15416)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)



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