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PunkPotterhead
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 March 2000 (14 years)
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Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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On 06/29/2013 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm - love - by afraid of flying too - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML



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