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  • Town/Country : Louisiana
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Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49069) - you deserved it (3546)

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