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Pun_Intended

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  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:49am<b>power_ranger</b> - the 09/26/2009 at 5:16am<b>wtfismyfml</b> - the 09/19/2009 at 8:10am<b>NobodysLover</b> - the 09/17/2009 at 9:05pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 09/17/2009 at 4:28pm<b>kayla_f_babyyy</b> - the 08/25/2009 at 9:22pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 3:49pm

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Pun_Intended's favorite FMLs

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

by Broly171 / 10/01/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2009 at 6:23am / Singapore / Kids

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

by shushingmoon / 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm / United States (Louisiana) / Money

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

by sarahh38 / 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML

by Anonymous / 08/31/2009 at 4:38pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous