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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 February 1978 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML


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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


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