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Pufferfish78
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 February 1978 (36 years)
  • Number of visits : 524
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32914) - you deserved it (5849)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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